remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize