google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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