Who did Billy Mays play for?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.