whats a polygalesbian?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.