So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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