I accidentally burped into my bong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
