Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Me too!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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