He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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