batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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