The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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