i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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