My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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