I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize