Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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