Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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