the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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