Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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