Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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