Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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