sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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