dude i'm inner monologue high
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women