All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just had sex on a roof
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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