i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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