yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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