Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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