So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I fill condoms, not promises.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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