Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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