Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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