every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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