6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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