I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So. Much. Porn.
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