Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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