so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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