i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i will never coherently bang her
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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