shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
