Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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