check it out our google latitudes are spooning
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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