dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
3pm strippers are depressing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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