For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We’re leaving where are you
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