So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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