So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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