YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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