Whoa Z and x make the same sound
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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