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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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