Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Are you in a cab?

(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?

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(516): View more from New York

Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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(269): View more from Michigan

I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.

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(360): View more from Washington

I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.

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