She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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