your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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