Swine flu. Run for my life!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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