Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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