I look better un-naked...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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