Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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