so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
