it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
These tits shall not be calmed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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