This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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