You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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