No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm really busy with my period
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