I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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